Giving birth to fags

Randy Boyd

Were you born liking pizza? Were you born liking the Boston Red Sox? Were you born liking pussy or dick?

No. You were born. And when your dick started getting hard, it ping-ponged you around to different people that showed you the “most productive and least disruptive” way to get your nut.

See how I was born a girl, which helped me become a fag, all because of the First Lie About Me, Told @ Birth.