Pink reception

“I have bitched and moaned about this whole same-sex marriage deal being a little freaky deaky from time to time, but now I get it.

Yes, that’s right. Since I’ve been hanging around Walt and the Bearcat (with my hot wife, mind you), I see gays marrying in a whole new light.

I, heterosexual wide receiver Hail Larry McPherson, now think that homos deserve the right to marry. But there’s just one thing … ”