“Yep, this thing called the Trikke is indeed, that kick ass. It’s a good feeling, realizing others feel the same way you do about a product you bought from an infomercial, that others understand the need for this speed, the craving for carving, the sheer kid-like joy of owning a Trikke.
“I didn’t just buy a newfangled bike. I bought something that’s gonna change the world. It’s already changed mine.”